Forensic Limericks II

Hey, I’m getting in the swing with this!

Here’s some more Limericks…

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‘Anonymous’ got very cross
And sent threatening notes to his boss
But his metadata
Was found six months later
And now he is facing job loss.

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One quite depraved babysitter
Would boast of her exploits on Twitter,
But her photo stash
Was lurking in cache
She’s in jail, with no reason to titter.

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And my favourite for today…

Some chancer known as Smug Sam
Used hushmail to work his big scam
Quite unaware stacks
Of nice artifacts
Were floating around in live RAM.

Forensic Limericks

Being New Year, and all that, I thought I’d introduce a new genre – Forensic Limericks !

Here’s three to get the ball rolling:

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A person who shall remain nameless
Though what he did, frankly, was shameless,
Downloaded CP
But his Registry
Proved he was the oppo of blameless.

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A Geordie who thought he was bright
Would blat his bad surfing at night
But it left a trace
Right there in Slack Space
Now porridge is Geordie’s delight.

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An elderly worker called Maud
Who spent years perfecting a fraud
Was struck with paralysis
When clever analysis
Showed just what her PC had stored.

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